1. Tell a maulvi that he'd look better without a beard.
2. Invite him to watch MTV at your house
3. Ask Bal Thackeray if he intends to force all indians to drink what Moraji Desai used to drink
4. Tell your wife that the ideal family is one with nine children.
5. Tell your wife to find another wife for you so you can have nine children.
6. Tell your wife that she shouldn't mind you looking around all over the place, you're only trying to find a suitable mother-in-law for your son.
7. Explain the Theory of Relativity to a Pakistani MNA
8. Try to explain CTBT to Reema.
9. Tell PTV's M.D. to watch Khabarnama
10. Ask a government officer how many honest people he has in his department
11. Ask another government officer whether he can survive on the salary he pays to his peon.
12. Ask a ganja if he knows of a cure for baldness
13. Protest to the KESC about there being no power breakdown in your area for the past week.
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